2001-12-24 - 5:24 AM
Damn Those Warner Bros. Cartoons (Pointless Convo)
Gizmo0922: whatup tiger
lLyricalCloudl: purrrr
lLyricalCloudl: nothing much, stallion
Gizmo0922: you wanna tell me whats wreckin your mind
Gizmo0922: or can i play the guessin game and lose horribly
lLyricalCloudl: u can play
Gizmo0922: but ill lose horribly!
lLyricalCloudl: my sadist self loves to watch ppl lose horribly
Gizmo0922: ah
Gizmo0922: then i shall play
Gizmo0922: but first i shall predict the future
Gizmo0922: i see a party at the jose house tonight
Gizmo0922: lots of people and family and laughter
Gizmo0922: its the third nipple
lLyricalCloudl: and do you see yourself there?
Gizmo0922: i...
Gizmo0922: dont see myself anywhere
Gizmo0922: but thats a different matter
Gizmo0922: maybe ill be there with bells on, wrapped up, with a bow on top
lLyricalCloudl: you know
lLyricalCloudl: that'd just make my christmas
Gizmo0922: hahah
Gizmo0922: whatup man
Gizmo0922: how come you cant return a phone call
lLyricalCloudl: yaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh...yano, sometimes i hear a message, i jerk off...and then i forget about it
lLyricalCloudl: forgive me
lLyricalCloudl: i am but a moron with two o's
Gizmo0922: lol
Gizmo0922: im genuinely laughing out loud
Gizmo0922: im not just abusing the acronym
lLyricalCloudl: haha
lLyricalCloudl: and i, am not abusing those four letters
lLyricalCloudl: of said "haha"
Gizmo0922: i like your voice message
Gizmo0922: and its one more day up in the canyon
Gizmo0922: and its one more night in hollywood
Gizmo0922: and its been so long since ive seen the ocean
Gizmo0922: i guess i should
lLyricalCloudl: i think u should come later on today
Gizmo0922: i told
Gizmo0922: you
Gizmo0922: with bells on
lLyricalCloudl: i think u should also perform various lapdances for the elderly femmes of the fam
lLyricalCloudl: perhaps for a fag or two
Gizmo0922: hahha
lLyricalCloudl: and maybe you could finger that damn partridge in my pear tree...i mean, seriously, what the fuck is he doing there?
Gizmo0922: lol
Gizmo0922: or those two turtle doves
lLyricalCloudl: well, they give each other head...and even some shell...so i understand what they're doing
lLyricalCloudl: that damn partridge, on the other hand, doesn't do shit but chirp and peck
Gizmo0922: hahaha
Gizmo0922: hes fucking dead
lLyricalCloudl: not once does it offer to lend a wing with the dishes
Gizmo0922: point the fucker to me
Gizmo0922: i cant stand this shit
lLyricalCloudl: of course!
lLyricalCloudl: we shall kill him...in the name of sylvester
lLyricalCloudl: poor puss, never did get that bird
Gizmo0922: you know
Gizmo0922: sylvester wasnt such a bad cat
lLyricalCloudl: he really wasn't
lLyricalCloudl: can you blame him for being hungry?
lLyricalCloudl: i never saw that old bitch give him food
lLyricalCloudl: did u?
Gizmo0922: nope
Gizmo0922: all she did was beat him
Gizmo0922: with the broom
lLyricalCloudl: her and her damn broom, might as well have been a hickory stick
lLyricalCloudl: i'm telling you...it's all about this...*points to skin*
lLyricalCloudl: why was sylvester a black cat?
Gizmo0922: lol
lLyricalCloudl: while the old white bitch kept pokin' that broom at him?
lLyricalCloudl: and wtf...the black cat trying to eat the yellow bird?
lLyricalCloudl: i tell ya, asians get no end of the stick...at least blacks get the short end
Gizmo0922: hmm
Gizmo0922: maybe it was sexual fustration
lLyricalCloudl: most likely
Gizmo0922: black pussy goin after yellow bird
Gizmo0922: white stick up the pussy
Gizmo0922: ???
lLyricalCloudl: what else is there when you talk about birds and pussies?
lLyricalCloudl: i hear ya, bro
lLyricalCloudl: loud and clear
Gizmo0922: true
lLyricalCloudl: it's a ludicrous world out there
Gizmo0922: fucking cartoons man
lLyricalCloudl: much like the warner bros. cartoons
lLyricalCloudl: how many times a day, do you run past the same desk, lamp, and recliner? it's like...u run past them a billion times, it seems
Gizmo0922: yeah
Gizmo0922: and i just asked kirsten if i can go down on her
lLyricalCloudl: i asked her also
Gizmo0922: very nice
Gizmo0922: she doesnt want to tongues
Gizmo0922: two+
Gizmo0922: kirsten hates guys
Gizmo0922: because i love you
Gizmo0922: great song
lLyricalCloudl: lLyricalCloudl: i wanna go down on you too
CrAzYCuTiE003: oh no lol
lLyricalCloudl: please?
lLyricalCloudl: u can be my itali-irish hottie
CrAzYCuTiE003: u 2 r gross
CrAzYCuTiE003: no
CrAzYCuTiE003: lol
lLyricalCloudl: oh, fine
lLyricalCloudl: how about u go down on me?
CrAzYCuTiE003: yuck
lLyricalCloudl: or i go up you? you can go up me if you're into that
lLyricalCloudl: let's do something with directions here
CrAzYCuTiE003: LOLOL
lLyricalCloudl: i've got hershey syrup, feathers, and a stuffed elephant
CrAzYCuTiE003: omg u 2 are def. fucked up
lLyricalCloudl: hahahaha
lLyricalCloudl: if ur not into that...i've got mustard, a plate, shampoo, and a hickory stick
CrAzYCuTiE003: OMG
CrAzYCuTiE003: stop lol
lLyricalCloudl: <=0(
lLyricalCloudl: *sigh*
lLyricalCloudl: damn, frank
lLyricalCloudl: got my hopes u
lLyricalCloudl: *up
lLyricalCloudl: CrAzYCuTiE003: lol
lLyricalCloudl: can u say stop again? this time louder...and over and over?
CrAzYCuTiE003: nope lol
Gizmo0922: haha
Gizmo0922: nice
lLyricalCloudl: CrAzYCuTiE003: im goin now lol
CrAzYCuTiE003: g'night
lLyricalCloudl: hahaha
lLyricalCloudl: fine, ya dumb broad - i'll see you in my dreams anyway, don't get too comfy...bwahahahaha...merry christmas eve...mwahz
CrAzYCuTiE003: mwah sweetie
Gizmo0922: hey
Gizmo0922: i didnt get a kiss
Gizmo0922: fuck
lLyricalCloudl: a kissfuck?
lLyricalCloudl: what's that?
lLyricalCloudl: that's interesting
lLyricalCloudl: that must be an nyu thing
Gizmo0922: eh
Gizmo0922: shit happens
Gizmo0922: quite often actually
lLyricalCloudl: see, in newark...we had hugfucks...we'd hug and just fuck with our zippers down...didn't bother taking off clothes
Gizmo0922: thats very efficient
lLyricalCloudl: yes, saves a lot of time
lLyricalCloudl: time you can spend on a second rogering
Gizmo0922: did you ever see Center Stage?
lLyricalCloudl: indeed i did
Gizmo0922: lots of hot girls in that
lLyricalCloudl: and no, i wasn't aroused when i saw men in leotards
Gizmo0922: hmmmrph. i was...
Gizmo0922:
Gizmo0922: ahem.s
lLyricalCloudl: i figured that much
lLyricalCloudl: bwahahahaha
lLyricalCloudl: i love you, bro
lLyricalCloudl: you're like...my hero, except hotter
Gizmo0922: lol
Gizmo0922: watch your tongue son
lLyricalCloudl: then again, my hero is leo tolstoy
lLyricalCloudl: and he was pretty ugly
Gizmo0922: or ill flog you with a rubber mallet
lLyricalCloudl: flog me all you want, ya ol' poppycock
lLyricalCloudl: i shall resist like the French
lLyricalCloudl: and never again shall i shave my pits
Gizmo0922: ill flog you with clogs stolen from a hog dwellin in a bog while taking a jog
lLyricalCloudl: with your dog that you robbed from prague?
lLyricalCloudl: or did he come from the London fog?
Gizmo0922: yup, but only if i get my pogs back from that hedgehog who drinks eggnog
lLyricalCloudl: in a few more hours, we'll all enjoy nog
lLyricalCloudl: ah
lLyricalCloudl: ya beat me to the nog
lLyricalCloudl: u always do
lLyricalCloudl: buckle my shoe
lLyricalCloudl: bwaahhaahah
Gizmo0922: when it comes to nog
lLyricalCloudl: i beat ya to that one, didn't i?
lLyricalCloudl: didn't i!?
Gizmo0922:
Gizmo0922: this is true
Gizmo0922: as sky is blue
lLyricalCloudl: well, you can keep your head up...who knows what your feet smell like
Gizmo0922: and mountain is due
lLyricalCloudl: hahahaha...get it...your head was down in defeat
lLyricalCloudl: da feet!!!! THE FEET!!!!
lLyricalCloudl: hahahhahaha
Gizmo0922: IG
lLyricalCloudl: bah
Gizmo0922: you know what that stands for?!?!?
Gizmo0922: I Giggle!!!!
lLyricalCloudl: HA!
lLyricalCloudl: that's a new one
lLyricalCloudl: yano what WGAF stands for?!
lLyricalCloudl: WHO GIVES A FUCK?!?!!?
lLyricalCloudl: BWAHHAAHAHHAHA!!!
lLyricalCloudl: i am the master of reciprocation
Gizmo0922: White Gay Asian Frank????
lLyricalCloudl: hey
lLyricalCloudl: that could very well work
Gizmo0922: i thought so
Gizmo0922: til i realized
lLyricalCloudl: that's remarkable, me boy, remarkable
Gizmo0922: whaddaya know, joe, i think he got it
lLyricalCloudl: yano...in the right state of mind...a listing of any random objects will sound perverse
lLyricalCloudl: like i did with kirsten
Gizmo0922: yeah
lLyricalCloudl: lLyricalCloudl: i've got hershey syrup, feathers, and a stuffed elephant
CrAzYCuTiE003: omg u 2 are def. fucked up
lLyricalCloudl: hahahaha
lLyricalCloudl: if ur not into that...i've got mustard, a plate, shampoo, and a hickory stick
Gizmo0922: it was a technique i used that i believe won me the junior class presidency
lLyricalCloudl: yano
Gizmo0922: yayes?
lLyricalCloudl: that's remarkable, me boy, remarkable
Gizmo0922: well
Gizmo0922: bah
Gizmo0922: Hamburger
lLyricalCloudl: i have a guava, three peaches, a fake fur coat, and some rhinestones
lLyricalCloudl: *wink wink*
Gizmo0922: a tuning fork, a cd, a backpack, and some honey mustard sauce
lLyricalCloudl: mmmmm
lLyricalCloudl: sounds sexy
lLyricalCloudl: sultry
Gizmo0922: IG
lLyricalCloudl: i have a bracelet, a bowling ball, a kaleidoscope, and a curling iron
lLyricalCloudl: ouch
lLyricalCloudl: a curling iron
lLyricalCloudl: that'd suck
lLyricalCloudl: not to mention, it'd cause 2nd degrees burns in the anal
Gizmo0922: some pledge (lemon scent), a dumb-bell, a horse-shoe, and a pencil sharpener
lLyricalCloudl: how would one shit after that?
lLyricalCloudl: wow
lLyricalCloudl: that's quite the talent there
lLyricalCloudl: pledge?!
lLyricalCloudl: wow
Gizmo0922: you heard me
Gizmo0922: er. read me
lLyricalCloudl: yano...one time, me and this broad, and this rabbit........we had a snowglobe, a nasal clamp, jacks and rubber balls, a cucumber, heinz ketchup, and lighter fluid
Gizmo0922: damn
Gizmo0922: now thats impressive
lLyricalCloudl: how we got the rabbit to shove the cucumber up his butt, only using lighter fluid and a nasal clamp, is beyond me
lLyricalCloudl: *phew*
Gizmo0922: but does that compare to Sugar Ray, a midget, three yards of cinnamon dental floss and a can of coffee?
lLyricalCloudl: holy mary, mother of jesus and a few leaping lizards
lLyricalCloudl: that's incredible
lLyricalCloudl: u beat me
lLyricalCloudl: u always do
lLyricalCloudl: u and ur damn hickory stick
Gizmo0922: so buckle my shoe
Gizmo0922: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Gizmo0922: i beat you!
lLyricalCloudl: did you know...that every minute in mexico...somebody eats french fries?...and every minute in france, somebody eats a taco!
Gizmo0922: yes
lLyricalCloudl: too bad they're both capitalized in america
Gizmo0922: hahaha
Gizmo0922: did you know that when it snows your eyes become alive?
lLyricalCloudl: i didn't know that
lLyricalCloudl: i raped a goat once
Gizmo0922: im so excited, im so excited, im so...so...scared....
lLyricalCloudl: it wasn't pretty
Gizmo0922: im sure it wasnt
lLyricalCloudl: the goat, i mean
lLyricalCloudl: neither was its mother
lLyricalCloudl: she gave up a fight
Gizmo0922: or course it wasnt
lLyricalCloudl: she didn't feel like finishing it
Gizmo0922: did you win'?
lLyricalCloudl: i told u, man...she gave up the fight
Gizmo0922: if only we had three arms instead ot two.....damn
lLyricalCloudl: i have three legs instead of two
lLyricalCloudl: does THAT count?
Gizmo0922: are your arms equivalent to legs?
lLyricalCloudl: are we engaging in some primitive battle of wits?
Gizmo0922: are you armed?
lLyricalCloudl: what the hell is with our convo?
Gizmo0922: I DONT KNOW
Gizmo0922: BUT I REALLY WANNA GO DOWN ON KIRSTEN
lLyricalCloudl: whoa whoa whoa
Gizmo0922: with a curling iron of course
lLyricalCloudl: of course
lLyricalCloudl: bring my rabbit
lLyricalCloudl: he'll teach u a few things
lLyricalCloudl: he taught ME well
lLyricalCloudl: *wink wink* *nudge nudge*
Gizmo0922: im not into lighter fluid though
lLyricalCloudl: that's ok...use baby oil
Gizmo0922: usually, when thats involved, things get heated?
Gizmo0922: hahhaha
lLyricalCloudl: hahaha
lLyricalCloudl: in any case, u shouldn't have those thoughts about kirsten
Gizmo0922: i prefer antifreeze
lLyricalCloudl: she's a nice girl
Gizmo0922: that she is
lLyricalCloudl: she's got a wonderful personality
lLyricalCloudl: *i wanna go down on her too*
Gizmo0922: that she does
lLyricalCloudl: so stop thinking that shit
Gizmo0922: lol
lLyricalCloudl: it's horrible of you to do so
Gizmo0922: yeah
lLyricalCloudl: *i wanna fuck her so bad, i'd get blueballs for her*
lLyricalCloudl: so just stop it, frank
lLyricalCloudl: it's not too kind...girls aren't objects you know
lLyricalCloudl: *i'd fuck that object until it hurt...then i'd hurt myself a second time*
Gizmo0922: me being a teenage male in my prime with my hormones ragin and her being a very hot girl, nice body and personality...what was i thinking
lLyricalCloudl: and yano...they have souls and spirits and shit...u should take that in account
Gizmo0922: "and shit..."
lLyricalCloudl: i don't know what you were thinking
Gizmo0922: fuck
Gizmo0922: i hate myself
lLyricalCloudl: yeah
lLyricalCloudl: they have shit too
Gizmo0922: i must thank you
lLyricalCloudl: so you should be ashamed of yourself
lLyricalCloudl: well, you're welcome
Gizmo0922: im not goin to yet
lLyricalCloudl: i'm always here for ya
Gizmo0922: but i must
Gizmo0922: amen
Gizmo0922: you know what i would give to see jessica simpson and britney spears to go at it all night and to cherry the ice cream, let me in on it?
Gizmo0922: five dollars
Gizmo0922: i mean, if thats all i had to give, itd be so worth it
lLyricalCloudl: don't think of her as a pair of wondrous mountains to overcome....don't even think of her as a foresty valley to explore...don't even think of her as luscious peaks to traverse...a white sea to swim across...............fuck, did i cum?
Gizmo0922: IG IG IG
lLyricalCloudl: yano
Gizmo0922: yayes??
lLyricalCloudl: i'd give five dollars myself
lLyricalCloudl: or maybe i'd just end up giving myself five dollars
Gizmo0922: nice
Gizmo0922: yes
Gizmo0922: yes indeed
Gizmo0922: why are you UP!?
lLyricalCloudl: cuz kirsten won't let me go down
lLyricalCloudl: let alone my dick
lLyricalCloudl: sheesh
lLyricalCloudl: i'm up cuz i couldn't sleep
lLyricalCloudl: plus i updated my journal
lLyricalCloudl: why are YOU up?!
Gizmo0922: because im always up at this hour
lLyricalCloudl: well, you know what
lLyricalCloudl: i think i just might go to sleep, yano
lLyricalCloudl: and maybe, just maybe, i'll put this whole convo in my journal
lLyricalCloudl: just cuz i wanna
Gizmo0922: thatd be as crazy
Gizmo0922: as
Gizmo0922: a
Gizmo0922: landmine.
lLyricalCloudl: oh, cripe!
lLyricalCloudl: that's crazy alright
Gizmo0922: g'night my friend
lLyricalCloudl: well, yano what, bro?
Gizmo0922: sleep tight
Gizmo0922: ???????????????
lLyricalCloudl: u have a good night urself
lLyricalCloudl: and u sleep as tight as a virgin's sylvester
Gizmo0922: impossible
lLyricalCloudl: oh, it's possible
Gizmo0922: for it is the early mornin
lLyricalCloudl: ah
lLyricalCloudl: so g'morning
lLyricalCloudl: and do u know what else?
lLyricalCloudl: i'll be seeing you tonight, at mi casa
lLyricalCloudl: we shall share a naked embrace
Gizmo0922: with bells on
lLyricalCloudl: and it shit out of a turkey's asshole
lLyricalCloudl: mmmm
lLyricalCloudl: *eat
lLyricalCloudl: it'll be wondrous
lLyricalCloudl: a spectacle, if anything
Gizmo0922: splendid
lLyricalCloudl: lovely
lLyricalCloudl: pure lovely
Gizmo0922: stupendous
lLyricalCloudl: ok, i'll ttyl, bro...u call me
Gizmo0922: bliss of a heavenly proportion
Gizmo0922: aigh
lLyricalCloudl: i'll see ya later, ya barnacle
lLyricalCloudl: ta ta...and much brotherly love
Gizmo0922: yo
lLyricalCloudl: yo
Gizmo0922: you too
lLyricalCloudl: yeah
lLyricalCloudl: and yano what?
Gizmo0922: i bet you
Gizmo0922: what?>
lLyricalCloudl: this really IS going into my journal
lLyricalCloudl: bwahahahaa
Gizmo0922: and you know what?
lLyricalCloudl: what?
Gizmo0922: i think ill sign off before you!
Gizmo0922 signed off at 5:55:51 AM.
lLyricalCloudl: DAMN YOU, FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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