2002-04-07 - 12:18 AM
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I can't believe I'm losing an hour over here. Stupid "spring forward" crap. I've been keeping watch over the clock on the corner of my screen, and I kept on thinking it was only around midnight. No, siree Bob - it's feckin' 1:20 right now, in the God-awful A.M. Do you believe this? How did I deal with losing an hour every other year? Guess I just pay more attention to time now. On any vein, I'm officially announcing that one day, I'm going to be famous. I don't know for what. But I will be. And the poor will receive a big ass check. Not like my future check will have an ass, or a big one at that, but well, you know what I mean. But I hope it's for something worthwhile. I hope I write a classic novel, or discover some meaning for life, not just become the Guinness Book of World Records record-holder for longest pool-fart or something. So yes. I shall be famous. And a bwahaha to that. I wish I could be more ecstatic towards it, but I guess I still have that undying doubt that I won't make it in life. With anything. I don't live like a fucking exclamation point like I should be. I live like a question mark, period. Because I've got nothing but questions, and nothing but my echo answering me. Life is quite strange, especially when you're trying to discover it. And when I do, I'll be so damn backflipping happy that I might just shit myself, take that pile of shit, wrap it up in a package and send it to myself. Then upon arrival, I'll sign for it, open it up, take that pile of shit, and put my official "Austin is the shit" flag right smack-dab in the center of that steaming pile of stool and set it on my porch. "I claim this pile of shit in the name of Austin." Go me.
So if ever I live like an exclamation point, and/or discover life - I'll make sure to jot it down, unlike the time I figured out the meaning of life. And when this all happens, maybe that's when I'll become famous - being famous for living like an exclamation point and discovering life. Not too shabby. Very worthwhile.
I better get ready to shit myself then.
