2002-05-19 - 10:08 PM
The Snack Connoisseur (Doritos And Cheetos)
MmMmMm - I'm eating a bag o' Doritos right now, and I've come to the conclusion, that I have no idea what a Dorito is. I mean, if they didn't make up the name and there is actually something out there that is called a Dorito. I haven't the foggiest idea as to what it could be. Sounds awfully unique. I say Dorito, you say Durango.
You know, while we're sort of on the subject - I like Cheetos, the taste, texture and all of it. It'd be perfect if it weren't for the hellish orange crap that sticks to your fingers. What a pain in the ass of Jack. Jay fell asleep without washing his hands once, after he had eaten Cheetos - his orange fingers didn't return to normal until a full day later. That must've sucked. Don'tcha think? <=0)
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Well, it looks like another night with Joe Hisaishi on the WinAmp - the guitar in my lap, and the want to play the piano, but my laziness dissuades me from walking all the way over to it. Ever realize how much of your life and potential gets wasted from sheer laziness? Or have you been too lazy to think about it?
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I got a cut on my finger today - the tip of my right ring finger to be exact. I have a Winnie The Pooh Band-aid covering it. You can never be too old, to be so young.
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I watched "From Hell" today - just went out and rented it for the helluvit. The movie wasn't too bad - the stylistic visuals were up there. The story was sort of lacking, that is, until I popped in the second disc. I watched every damn featurette and biography about Jack The Ripper and the whole unsolved mystery - and frankly, afterwards, I respected the movie a whole lot more. It was quite interesting. Yet I found it odd (well, kinda cool), that the Hughes Brothers directed the film. They went from Menace II Society (AWESOME movie) to Dead Presidents to this. It's an interesting leap. Well, in any case, I give it hMmMm, two and a half stars. Maybe two and three-quarters.
My dad just called me. There's some Tom Jones performance on TV - haha, he told me to watch it. I think I'd rather stick to this computer like a hackerass. No offense to Tom; I like him and all, but I'm just not in the mood for "White America" swagger. "White America", an awesome song by Eminem.
Oh, SHIT! TOM JONES IS PERFORMING "I WANT YOU BACK"!!! HAHAHA! AWESOME! I mean, doesn't hold a hell of a candle to the Jackson 5. But it's damn amusing if you ask me. HA! They're doing this other song now - and the lead guitarist is flippin' incredible. His guitar solo is about to make me cry. About to.
Err, crap. I'm bored now. What to do what to do what to do. It's odd - I have a lot on my mind, but I have no will right now to type out stuph with substance. Instead, I'm opting to divulge a cornucopia of crap and nonsense, that'll somehow make you dumber by proceeding. Yet you're still reading. I know it. I've got you! I gotchoo good. >=0) BWAHAHA!!!
ANYWAYS - my diabolical moment of the day has passed. And I think I should go - for I must prepare for tomorrow night.
And you might ask what I'm doing tomorrow night, in which I rightly reply, the same thing I do every night.
TRY TO TAKE OVER THE GIRL!!!
